Monday, 10 March 2014

Food For Thought

1   Notable Quotations

I     I copied this from the Ethelbert Echo, a small town newspaper from my old home town in Manitoba. I thought these were neat gems of wisdom and I wanted to share them with you. 

  1.   Accept the fact that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
  2.  Always keep your words soft and sweet, in case you might have to eat them.
  3.  Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
  4.  Drive carefully.  It is not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.
  5.  If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
  6.  If you lend somebody $20  and you never see them again, it was probably worth it.
  7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  8. Never put both feet in your mouth because then you won’t have a leg to stand on.
  9. When everyone is coming against you, you’re probably in the wrong lane.
  10. Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.
  11. The really happy person is one enjoys the scenery on a detour.
  12. We can learn alot from crayons.  Some are sharp, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all live in the same box.

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